Hairdryer jokes

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.