Hairdryer jokes

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

Hair (DYM 81).

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

My hair strainer is hotter than you.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.