Hairdryer jokes

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

My hair strainer is hotter than you.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.