Guess jokes

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

Guess who I saw at school today? Everyone I looked at. loooooooool