Guess Jokes

well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration 🤣🤣🤣

Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.

|| guess what that is and it’s explosive The end looks like<>

Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

In life you either yeet or get yeeten, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this

Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.

Guess Mcfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses

A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money

When you are losing at tetris i guess the odds are STACKED against you

my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.

I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS LOUSY IN BED SHE REPLIED I GUESS YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING YOUR X GIRLFRIEND UH

The date is April 1st Somebody asks you what’s you are doing “I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!