Unsuccessful Attempts

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Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

Person: Why'd you stop?

Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

Categories

  • Suicide
  • Night
  • Depression
  • Personal
  • Time
  • Life

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you uncoordinated buffoon. You think you're clever for posting this, don't you? You think this is some kind of deep, thought-provoking stuff? You know that this is about a person having suicidal ideation because they mention that they tried 'something' that resulted in them living, and they phrase this in a humorous way, ok? Get it now?

Comments (3)

Can you explain this please?

He tried to commit suicide and it never worked.

hahahahaha this just brightened my day ty