Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Yes, sir
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat
Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
