Guess jokes

A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.

Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!