New Guess Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.

So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Guess Mcfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses

"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"

"Because I was Russian!"

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy

What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house

Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂

Guess Stephens batteries died

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd