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9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

2 people bought plants.

3 people bought shovels.

1 person yelled.

3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.

Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."

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    • I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

    One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

    I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

    Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

    Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

    Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

    I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

    I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

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    • My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

    I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

    I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

    Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

    How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.

    I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

    So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

    I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

    I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

    Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

    Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

    Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

    Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

    Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!