I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Guess Jokes
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
