Guess Stephen's batteries died.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
l guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
