Guess

Guess Jokes

Father

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

Freshman

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Fitness

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

School

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

Robot

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

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  • Soda

    I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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  • Prank

    So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

    Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

    Night

    Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

    Girl

    So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

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  • Friend

    My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

    Hitler

    So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

    Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

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  • Igloo

    I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

    Child

    For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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