I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
