Guess jokes

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.