Guess jokes

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.