How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
what do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it? Mosscow
