Growth

Growth jokes

Monkey

    • Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

    "Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

    So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

    Social media

    • Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

    Midget

    • This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don鈥檛 shut up, I grow up like you should."

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    • Priest

    • What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

    The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

    Milk

    • Milk makes you tall, right?

    Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

    Erection

    • What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

    A fine addition to my erection.

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    • Child

    • Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

    A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

    Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

    Child: Both.

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    • Mom

    • My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

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