Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
girls : 🙏*Period*✍️💅 Men : 🗿*Growth*🗿🗿🗿
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life
Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain
But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide
Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres
Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills? A fine addition to my erection.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
what do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it? Mosscow
I didn’t like my beard at first. then it grew on me
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
