What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Growth Jokes
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Travis has baby hands.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
