Growth jokes
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Travis has baby hands.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.