Grow up jokes

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?