A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...
Dead
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Dear math,
please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...
Mom shut up me I don't shut up I grow up when I look at you I throw up
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
