Greeting jokes
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Hi, bye.
Hello guys!
Hello Steve!
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Memes
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Yo wsp?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Yurrrrrrr?
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Hi, I hope you’re
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
It's ice to see you.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
¿Hola, quién es?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!