Greeting jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Hi, bye.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Hello guys!
Memes
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Yooo, D.K. here!
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Hi hi hi.
Hello Steve!
Yo wsp?
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Yurrrrrrr?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
Hey, Alya.