Greeting jokes

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

What do gay horses eat?

Hayyyyy!

Hi how are you?

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

Hi person reading this.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.

Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.

Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Hi 👋

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

What did the beaver say to his son?

Dam, son.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you ♥️.