Greeting jokes
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Hi hi hi.
Yooo, D.K. here!
Yo wsp?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Yurrrrrrr?
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
It's ice to see you.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Hi, I'm new here.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hello.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
¿Hola, quién es?