Greeting jokes
Hi 👋, was the day you?
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Hey Aria.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Happy new year! 🥳
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Hellllllllloooooo