Greeting jokes
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Yo wsp?
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
I’m back, bitches!
Hi, I hope you’re
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
Clarissa is here with us.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Hi boyyyy!
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!