Greeting jokes

Hi Manuel.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

Hi dude!

Hi, how are you doing today?

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

Hi, I'm new here.

Hoi!

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

Yooo, D.K. here!