Greeting jokes

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud!"

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Hi Ethan!

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Hi izz.

Wassup? (DYM 109)

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Good morning.

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

Hi, Dad.

Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.

Why is the beach friendly?

Because it waves!

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Who do you see over there???

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

Hi dude!

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!