Greeting jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

Hi dude!

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Hoi!

Hello.

Yooo, D.K. here!

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

Hi hi hi.

Hey, Alya.

I’m back, bitches!

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!