Greeting jokes
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Hi Jake!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hi Manuel.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Memes
This one goes out to my boi jake
Hi dude!
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi, how are you doing today?
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hoi!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Hi, I'm new here.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Hello.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!