Greeting jokes

Hi, how are you doing today?

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

Hoi!

Hello Steve!

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

Hi, bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Hello guys!

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

Hey, Alya.

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

I’m back, bitches!