Greeting jokes

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

Hi Sean!

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What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Hi, how are you doing today?

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

im njdjfnjdjdj hello

Hi dude!

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.

Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”

Bitch, that's not my name.

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

Hello Steve!

Hi, bye.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!