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Beat

Harry Hardnut

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

Sister

Anonymous

Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.

Orphan

Dat fat kid at school

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Orphanage

Mummy

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

Osama Bin Laden

Mike Hunt

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Sauce

Anonymous

Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce

Week

ImaJoke

“Welcome to mama mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last weeks lost is this weeks sauce.”

Orphan

Anonymous

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

Difference

Noah

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

Bank

Anonymous

Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?

Dad

panda devil

johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad “what is a bitch and bastard.” dad say “a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail.” then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says “a shit is shaving creme like what i’m putting on my face and ass is a coat why don’t you bug your mom.” so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says “welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass” the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.

Airport

Allan C.

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

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Orphanage

Anonymous

Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you

or

hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce

Depression

Anonymous

what worng with airline food…! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!! your’e welcom?

Knock knock

Anonymous

Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛

Girl

Anonymous

All school meetings introductions:

Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”

Stab

Anonymous

Welcome to David’s Morge you stab 'em we slab 'em!

Knock knock

TEHMIGHTYJOKES

Knock Knock Who’s There? Tank Tank who? You’er Welcome.

Mississippi

Anonymous

Welcome to mississippi

Hahaha you have no pp

Legs

Anonymous

So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ‘‘Thank you ‘’ and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said ‘’ I would not do that’’ and i said ‘’ Whatever’’ i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.

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