Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Hi, Welcome to Dave's Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?
Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
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Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...
In A Minor
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
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Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?
