When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.
Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it
Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad “what is a bitch and bastard.” dad say “a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail.” then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says “a shit is shaving creme like what i’m putting on my face and ass is a coat why don’t you bug your mom.” so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says “welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass” the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce
what worng with airline food…! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!! your’e welcom?
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
Knock Knock Who’s There? Tank Tank who? You’er Welcome.
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
Welcome to codi’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “Fuck this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
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What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?”
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Hahaha you have no pp
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won’t squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
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