Greeting jokes
It's ice to see you.
Hi, I hope you’re
Hello.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
"Hey babe!"
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Hi huuuuuy.
Good morning!
Hello there!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
lol hi
Hi meccool.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."