How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Greeting Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
"Hey babe!"
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Hi huuuuuy.
Good morning!
lol hi
Hey!
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Hi meccool.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Heyyyyyy!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
