Greeting jokes

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

Yooo, D.K. here!

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Yurrrrrrr?

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

"Hey babe!"

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.

The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.

The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.

The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.

So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.

Good morning!

Hi huuuuuy.

How do booties greet each other?

"What's crackin'?"

Heyyyyyy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?