Greeting jokes

It's ice to see you.

Bharat

Palabhai

Majama.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

Hi, I'm new here.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Hoi!

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Hello.

"Hey babe!"

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.

The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.

The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.

The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.

So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.

Hi huuuuuy.

Good morning!

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Hey!

lol hi

Hi meccool.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."