Greeting jokes

Hi, I hope you’re

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

"Hey babe!"

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.

The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.

The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.

The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.

So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.

Hi huuuuuy.

Good morning!

lol hi

Hey!

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Hi meccool.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Heyyyyyy!

How do booties greet each other?

"What's crackin'?"

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.