Greeting jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Hi, I'm new here.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Memes
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
"Hey babe!"
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Good morning!
Hi huuuuuy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Hey!
lol hi
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Hi meccool.
Heyyyyyy!
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"