Greeting jokes

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

Hi, I'm cool.

"Knife to meet you all!"

lol hi

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

Yooo, D.K. here!

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""

"You stabbed my brother!"

"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

Hi how are you?

Hi. I am Joe.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land never waves back.