What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
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What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
Fuck the green bay packers
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
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