What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender

Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard

Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

what’s green then red all over?

a frog in a blender! :)

Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

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