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Anonymous · 1 year ago

A baby with a mischievous grin sits in a field, hands clasped together. Text overlay reads: "When you yell 'GREEN' during a Kahoot question knowing that the answer is actually blue."

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YouTube Video

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 5 months ago

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A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

Avocado

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

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Privilege

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Eye test

Anonymous · 2 years ago

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

The image shows a meme that is an eye test. In the center, there is a blue apple. The text says: "EYE TEST. If You See This Apple As: Green - You're Normal. Red - Your obsessed with gingers. Blue - GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift."

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Box

Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

Rianbow friends ref

Spongebob is looking through binoculars while Patrick is writing on a notepad. Text overlay: "Green can still catch you when you're in the box. Write that down, write that down!"

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

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Big City Greens

Wade · 2 years ago

I like this episode

A scene from the cartoon "Big City Greens" is shown. One character is lying down holding a magazine, another character is holding an ice cream cone, and two characters are dressed as bananas. The text asks those who have never seen the show to explain what is happening.

M M

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of a stone path with a white pavilion in the background. The text overlayed on the image reads "imagine tiddyfucking the green m&m here."

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Equation

sonicjokesmemesandposts · 1 year ago

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

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Show

Wade · 2 years ago

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show

Language

Wade · 2 years ago

Big City Greens Language

The image shows the Drake meme format. In the first panel, Drake is shown with a disgusted expression, his hand up in a stop gesture, with the caption "Using real bad words." In the second panel, Drake is shown smiling and pointing, with the caption "Using swip and blort."

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Fiona

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Fiona from the movie Shrek with the text "Y'all think Fionas squirt is green?"

Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 17 days ago

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

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Romaine

Rick · 7 years ago

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.