What's red green and smells like shit
...Red and green shit
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
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Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Whats green and sticky? ... a stick.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
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Person A:Hey,what's the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It's greenglish!
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
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What do you call a green camel.
My parents left me.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonerea
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
