Government jokes
Putin's Brain:
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Memes
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
BIDEN!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.