Government jokes

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Best political joke... Joe Biden.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

BIDEN!

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.