Government jokes
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Ah shit, here they come
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
BIDEN!
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!