Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
JOE BIDEN
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
Who made the most money from 9/11, the US government
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
