JOE BIDEN
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
Who made the most money from 9/11, the US government
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
