These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Government Jokes
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Hillary Clinton
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Trump, must I say more?
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
