Government jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
I am your leader.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
My classmates are COO COO
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Man, I hate the government.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.