I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Putin's Brain:
