Government jokes

Leader

Donald Trump · 7 years ago

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

Assassination

Jacknade2022 · 4 years ago

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

President

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Sister

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Chinese

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.

Political discourse

Sore Raven · 6 months ago

A political cartoon by Branco, published by Americans for Limited Government and Creators.com in 2019. The cartoon is divided into two panels. In the top panel, four caricatured women with distressed expressions are shown, each making a statement starting with "America stinks!". From left to right: one woman says "The Holocaust gives me a calming feeling"; another woman in a hijab says "Jewish money controls Congress"; a third woman says "US has concentration camps"; and a fourth Black woman with dreadlocks says "We don't need black faces that don't want to be a black voice." To the far right, a caricature of Donald Trump, with blond hair and a suit, states, "If you hate America, leave." In the bottom panel, the four women, looking enraged, are yelling in unison at the Trump caricature, "That's un-American, you racist!" The Trump caricature looks back with a slight frown.

Government memes

Position

Amaurotic Idiocy · 1 year ago

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

President

Vasya2003 · 4 years ago

What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.

Kid

magicjohns_zoologist · 3 years ago

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Texas

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why is Texas the worst state ever?

They only have one star.

File

LOL · 2 years ago

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Magic

hi emb · 4 years ago

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

Covid

Trump does standup · 5 years ago

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Libertarian Party

John Grimm · 3 years ago

Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?

Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.