I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind blowing!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
Trump, Must I say more?
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
How to get into politics Fail art school
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
