It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
I donât see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
