Government jokes
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.