Government jokes
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.