Government jokes
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I donβt see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.