Government jokes
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.