Government jokes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?