Government jokes
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
Trump, must I say more?