Government jokes
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Politics.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ... so Trump can't tweet it.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!