Government jokes
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Hillary Clinton
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.