Government jokes
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Gun control...
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Biden 2020.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
BIDEN!
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.