Government jokes
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Trump, must I say more?
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙