Government jokes
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Trump did 1/6.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
"Welcome to the gulag."
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.