Government jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Memes
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
"Welcome to the gulag."
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.