Government jokes
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Biden did 9/10.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"