Government jokes
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.