Government jokes
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Hillary for president.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Trump.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
BIDEN!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.