Government jokes
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didnβt get the memo.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Biden
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.