Government jokes
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
This is American politics that is not true.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Biden
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!