Hitler was a dic-tator.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
This is American politics that is not true.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
