Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
