Government

Government jokes

King

    • A king ordered to execute a gay man.

    The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

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    • Democracy

    • An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

    "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

    Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

    Penis

    • What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

    The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

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    • Career

    • If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

    Tony Abbott's career.

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    • Politician

    • If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

    The Royal Commission.

    Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

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