Government jokes
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! š š½
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
ememe
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.