Government jokes
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
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What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.