"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Government Jokes
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
"Let's go Brandon!"
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
"Welcome to the gulag."
