Good jokes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Memes
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.