Good jokes

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Hope this is good!

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

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The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.