Good jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
So my bus... goodness.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.