Good jokes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.