Good jokes
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
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Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Whats up brother
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
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Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!