Good jokes

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

You're just big and good.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Hope this is good!

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.