Good jokes
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Music days be like:
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Hope this is good!
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
You're just big and good.