Good jokes

You're just big and good.

Hope this is good!

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

No one misses them.

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.