Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Good Jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
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Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
