Good jokes
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
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They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.