Good jokes
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
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Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
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Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?