Good jokes

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the beet!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could always count his bars.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.