Good jokes
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
You're just big and good.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Hope this is good!
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.