Good jokes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.