Good jokes
You're just big and good.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Memes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
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Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.