My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
