Good jokes
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Memes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.