Tree joke jokes

It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

Most foresters have a wooden personality.

Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!

What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?

You should leaf it alone!

Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.