Tree joke jokes

Tree

  • It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

    Most foresters have a wooden personality.

    Tree

  • Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

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  • Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

    Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️

    Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮