Tree joke jokes

Tree

It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

Most foresters have a wooden personality.

Tree

What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?

You should leaf it alone!

Depression

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

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  • Guy

    A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

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