Good jokes

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

There are "nun" good jokes.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

I did have a good [time].

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.