i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading.Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?
Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!
why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag because he was to fast
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke? He drops the Mike
Ur just are big and good
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?
5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
Hope this good
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
Y is it good to be an orphan? Because every bag of chips is family sized
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
