When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Y is it good to be an orphan? Because every bag of chips is family sized
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
