Good jokes
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
It's 5050
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I did have a good [time].
Stephanie
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.