Good jokes
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
There are "nun" good jokes.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Stephanie
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.