Good Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.