Good jokes

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What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?

Because they're so good at it.

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

So my bus... goodness.

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

I love you, my new phone! 📲

What did the cow say every morning?

Good moorning!

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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!