Good jokes

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Stephanie

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Hope this is good!

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

You're just big and good.