Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me
why do megan sound like a men but she is a good singer in rapper but then pepole talk about her whats yall rapper are singer
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe. The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves
They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments, good job to whoever developed this website.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves. Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
