Good jokes

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

I did have a good [time].

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.