Good jokes

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

There are "nun" good jokes.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Good morning, Gwen, how are you?

My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.