You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt? Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy. Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I love you, my new phone! 📲
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
