Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
