Good jokes

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?

A male Duck on Viagra.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.