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Good jokes

Body

    • Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

    I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

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    • Exorcism

    • My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

    In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

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    • Good memes

    Pill

    • Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

    So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

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    • Weed

    • What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

    If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

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    • Prank

    • "Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

    "Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

    Child

    • Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

    A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

    Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

    Child: Both.

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