Good jokes
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Memes
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.