Good jokes

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?

A male Duck on Viagra.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.

What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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