Good jokes
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.