Gonna jokes

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

"Never gonna give you up."

You gonna poop someday.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.