If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The Orphan Punching Bag
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenuts! This joke is funny because it suggests doing something mean to an orphan. Orphans don't have parents. Therefore, the joke implies there will be no consequences, making light of a sad situation. It's funny because it's terrible, and you, my friend, have the humor of a donkey!