I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs π€!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
So hereβs this funny story, and itβs true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad βif your kid ever picks on my kid again, Iβm gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!β
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering societyβs current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
If your ever bored just bully an orphan, what are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo' The other says, 'Tut, I was gonna say that'
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
