Gonna jokes

How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He read the weather forecast.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.

I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.