Gonna Jokes

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy

billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!

If I tell Stephen about these jokes what is he gonna do chase after me he better run fast

katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"

A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?

Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."

Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.

Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?

Person #2: No you can have it.

Person #1: Ok, thanks...

Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.

Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!

History meme for y’all

Columbus: so you all have, like, literally no
guns whatsoever
Indigenous tribes: no, tons of gold tho
Columbus:
ALLY
THINAY
I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.

One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”