Gonna jokes
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!