A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?
ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Q: Gaining wait is gonna peace of cake.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him and said, " Watcha gonna do, tell yout parents?"
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orfan, what are they gonna do... tel their parents
Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
Muffin Man Muffin Man hes gonna rape uouin his van
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Little jonnie said to his mate i bet i can make you swear, his mate said goodluck, so jonnie told his mate that he slept with his sister, his mate yelled im gonna fucking kill you!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
Are u a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when. I come inside u.
I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering societyโs current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
NEVA GONNA GIVE U UP
