Gonna jokes

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?