after I see an anime boy acting cool me at school acting cool my brothers hes just acting cool me;-; I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear
Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself so I did it for her
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
I was in math class, when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me "your gonna get a F this time" So I went back home, and F**k my teacher.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it? “I’m gonna cashew!”
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
if you kick a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents on you
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters. I asked him what his book was about and he said "Oh, It's autobiography."
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
if your feeling mad punch an autistic kid whats he gonna do, blaber to the teacher
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!! Orphan: What! No! Please no! Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!!
