Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I ask, "where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage:)
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
I saw a kid crying yesterday so I asked him where js parents were, god I love working in a orphanage
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
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A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
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roses are red, voilets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
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