Goat jokes

Ram

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

Song

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Ronaldo

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

Filter

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Record

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Shame

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

Hinokami Chronicles is goated

A close-up of Akaza from the game "Hinokami Chronicles." Akaza says, "A shame it has to end, but it's time to finish this...!"

Obama

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"

Ronaldo

Joshisboss · 3 years ago

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.

Nonsense

Willy b · 6 months ago

Method

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image shows a split screen with a Fortnite character on the left and a streamer on the right. The text overlay reads "GOATED". Below, a YouTube title card states "NEW TITTY SUCKING METHOD TURNED ME INTO A GOD #FEARCH" and it says the source is "Bus Got Games". The description mentions 30K views and says it is from 1 week ago.

Name

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A white goat is shown in the center of the picture. The text on the image says "Dance if your name is Josh" and "Mfs called Benjamin:"

Islam

Willy b · 1 month ago

A two-panel image showing Ariana Grande smiling on stage with the text 'Islam is Love!' in the top panel, followed by the Side-Eyeing Chloe girl looking skeptical in her car seat in the bottom panel with the text 'Yeah, if you're a goat!'

Revenge

RealBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/future subreddit. The post title reads 'Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up fucking his bitch'. The post text details how the author took revenge on a friend by sleeping with the friend's girlfriend after the friend called Future's new album 'mid'. The author states they don't feel bad about it.

Ice

Willy b · 5 months ago

The image shows two law enforcement officers wearing tactical vests with "ICE" printed on the back, crouching and hiding behind a large green dumpster on a city street at night. They are looking towards a goat that is standing on the sidewalk near a yellow fire hydrant. Next to the goat is a cardboard sign that reads "Free Goat". The bottom of the image features a caption on blue background strips that says: "ICE is getting clever in Minneapolis! 😂🤣😂".

Buck

Willy b · 1 month ago

A goat leans its head and hooves through a car window while text above reads, "That'll be 20 bucks, Mohammed."

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

Tinder

Willy b · 10 months ago

Teacher

Yourgirl_gabby13! · 2 years ago

Whats up brother

The image shows four photos of a cute, white baby goat with different expressions, arranged in a 2x2 grid. The top left photo shows the goat looking up with its head held high. The top right photo shows the goat looking to the side with a neutral expression. The bottom left photo shows the goat with a slightly smug expression. The bottom right photo shows the goat with its head tilted slightly back and eyes narrowed. The text above the image reads: "When the teacher uses your name as a good example."

Case

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Goat memes

Community talk

swaggerjagger

7 days ago

im so goated at blooket. 😎

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1 year ago

MY GOAT DROPPED

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2 years ago

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

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