Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a goat? A goat
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
Muslim furries like goats.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
