Goat jokes
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Nancy, the throat goat!