What do you call a goat? A goat
I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Kid in 2021 Im goated and hide and seek Ann Frank I am the hide and seek champion of the world
have you herd the kidnapping at the goat farm:
shaenaya likes goat dick
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups😠 - 13th in the league😱
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league💀 - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL 👻
Who's supposed to be the goat??
What did the goat say Let's play the grass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
Muslim furries like goats
