Goat jokes
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Muslim furries like goats.